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A bold, sarcastic unisex tee featuring a deadpan Cavalier King Charles front and center, paired with cheeky retro typography that reads, “Just remember… if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” The monochrome design gives it a clean, vintage feel while the unimpressed pup delivers just the right amount of attitude. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dry humor, low-effort alibis, and a dog that clearly knows too much.

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(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
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(8) 8 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
5.0 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
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