This tote bag is serving up equal parts cuteness and sass: a big-eyed black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel clutches a steaming coffee mug that boldly declares “Is He Dead Yet?” It’s the perfect combo of Monday-morning exhaustion and dark humor, wrapped up in irresistible puppy-dog eyes. Whether you’re surviving work, dodging small talk, or just waiting for your coffee to kick in, this shirt says it all—one sip at a time.
