This cheeky yard flag serves vintage glam with a side of unapologetic sass, featuring a retro pin-up beauty cuddling her very serious Golden Retriever while boldly declaring that “high maintenance” doesn’t even begin to cover it. With its mid-century charm, knowing smirk, and a dog who clearly expects the finest snacks money can buy, this flag lets the neighborhood know you embrace the extra—extra treats, extra attitude, and absolutely zero apologies. Perfect for dog moms who run on confidence, caffeine, and couture-level canine standards.
