This calendar is a full year of side-eye, sass, and unconditional judgment, starring a black Frenchie and her fabulously fed-up female owner in glamorous, vintage-inspired scenes. Each month pairs dramatic mid-century elegance with modern dog-mom truth—pearls clutched, brows raised, and a Frenchie whose expression clearly says she started it. The humor is sharp, the poses are theatrical, and the captions are unapologetically punny, turning everyday dog ownership into high art with a bite. Equal parts retro glamour and canine chaos, it’s a calendar for women who love their dogs, love their sarcasm, and aren’t afraid to accidentally say what they’re thinking out loud.
Product features
- Hanging hole and wire coils for easy flipping and hanging
